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omegaling:

I can vouch that all morticians have the same sense of humor.

omegaling:

I can vouch that all morticians have the same sense of humor.

(via godtechturninheads)

bagmilk:

bagmilk:

we know the speed of sound but whats the sound of speed

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oh

(Source: heteroh, via sniffing)

andrewbelami:

THIS POST IS MY CROWNING ACHIEVEMENT

andrewbelami:

THIS POST IS MY CROWNING ACHIEVEMENT

(via ruinedchildhood)

(Source: forgottenships)

awesomephilia:

i think dogs have elevator music playing in their heads at all times

(Source: dutchster, via sniffing)

  • guy:

    *touches girl on the arm*

  • girl:

    MMMMMMMOOOOHHHHHYYYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH

Bitches